Spam Monkey

I was thinking of gathering 800 blindfolded Devo hat wearing monkeys to swing Spam filled Wiffleball bats...?

at pinatas while wearing Rollerblades. What kind of treats should I put inside the pinatas? I was thinking maybe Pokemon cards or Miss Clairol hair color... Maybe joy buzzers and cat toys... I need suggestions! (Man! What if I could only gather 300 monkeys?)... HELP!

Public Comments

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4. I don't really know what you can put in the pinatas...but give me a call when you get on "reality tv"..I would love to see this circus..LOL
5. you should be practical and fill it with tic tacs...
6. It's so obvious. Reese peanut butter cups and green jellybeans. If anyone tries to interfere have a large pile of slingshots ready as the jellybeans make great ammo.The monkeys should also all be singing "they're coming to take me away, ha ha!" for full dramatic effect